You haven't even seen the best of me.

ardatli:

sciencefictionbaby:

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

(Source: alicesaurusfragilis, via confirmance)

allthebellsinvenice:

destroya-phan:

eldermcpricey:

scarybabypenguin:

future-geometries:

blaquidow:

standard-fiend:

anxietee-n:

diamondelight92:

cractasticdispatches:

meelothemanly:

eyeslikeacat:

roonilwazlip:

letthemountainsmoveyou:

liamdunburs:

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

My little cousins and I don’t speak a common language but I’m learning one of theirs and every time I ask them to speak slower their brows furrow, they look at their mom, turn back to me, and speak at the same rate or usually even faster they literally can’t understand that I don’t know the words

I asked one of the 3yos I used to work with how old she thought her mom was and she said “500?”

I was riding in the car with my three year old niece through a tunnel and we had to pull over to let an ambulance pass and being a tunnel made the siren very loud and when it faded my niece turned to me and said “can you turn the noise off next time”

I did sports day once with my foundation (kindergarten) kids. I was in ¾ shorts and hadn’t shaved my legs and one kid just asked “miss…why do you have hairy legs?”

i once got home from school and my cousin was here talking to my grandma and she suddenly said “gran, do you have children?”

Mr Bells’ cousin asked his tiny kid if she needed potty before they left the house; she said no. Dad asked again after 5 minutes because she’s like 2.5 or something. Kid looks up at her dad and says “No. I do my own life”

(Source: dianatprince, via alliekitaguchi)